britta-saurus:

Interviewer: So have you learned anything about each other on this trip? 
Anthony: His favorite fruit is raspberries. 
Sebastian: It’s blueberries. (x)

alwaysfaithfulterriblelizard:

you know how the sentence “i never said she stole my money” has a different meaning depending on which word you put the stress on? same is true of “have you ever had sex with a pharaoh?” i’ve been thinkin about that for like 10 minutes now

Divine move. Divine move? You think you have any moves at all? You can kill the Oni but me? Me?

tyler seguin appreciation post (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ 

I have never been more proud of a team than I am right now. I am in awe of each and every one of you gentlemen. You played great football tonight. This is the game that people are gonna talk about for years to come. This is the game you are gonna talk about. There’s not a single person in this room that’s ever gonna be the same. You be proud of yourselves. Because gentlemen, you are champions.

two/five tv shows + friday night lights

fidus:

the entire show

vinegod:

Penis Game! by Cam Glass

franson:

are u there god? itsa me, mario

asktheteamofscientists:

fucking brilliant i’ve always wanted to slather the gmail logo on my naked-ass body as i fucking wash away my sins in the goddamn shower. google you’ve done it again. making our lives easier one bar of soap at a time.

alzner:

rooting for a team you hate to beat a team you hate more

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